My First Milkshake

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Hello! Alice here. My family took me out for burgers and fries, which I always enjoy. Today we got something new called a milkshake. It must be ok, cause it has "milk" in the name. Let's try some.

 Oh man. This is good.


mmmmmmmmmm....


Hey wait a second... Where you taking that shake?


Hey, I was drinking that! 

NOOOOOOO!!! Not the brother!! He's drinking all the shake!!!

Oh thank God. It worked! The shake is mine again all mine!!

Sooooo goooood. Must finish....

What?! Why?! I'm not done.

GET OFF OF ME!! GIVE ME SHAKE!!!!

HE'S DRINKING IT ALL!!! WHY ARE YOU DOING NOTHING TO STOP THIS??!!


What is....

Ok. Everything is good again. Sorry for that outburst. 

Heaven.... 

 And what, exactly, do you think you are doing? 

 Oh the humanity!!!  

This is the worst day of my life....

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