Some two years ago, stuff got real! I can't believe this guy is who he is now. Nothing could have prepared me for his total magic. Sigh. Well, birthday morning was met with a now familiar emotional tempest. Behold the pain and glory of a walrus cupcake. Introducing Brock Abdul Jabbar taking some warm-up shots as the pool fills. Much thanks cousin Nate and parent accomplices. White babies can't jump, by the way. Or really any babies. but soon, soon, the jumps will come. Thanks to a new favorite book from the M's, and his ever loved pacifier that was dubbed "walrus" way back in 2014, we know not how or why that name came to be, I was inspired to make the party walrus themed. Mascot tower in full radiance. Let me be more specific, theme is "Tropical Walrus Pool Party". Almond butter, fig and goat cheese sammies. They tasted to me pretty darn close to PB&J. The vast quantity of remaining walrus islands might have proved me ...